Sex Toys & Geeky Boys
My Ode to Sex Toys and Geeky Boys!
A not that long time ago, in a galaxy not that far far away, some brilliant minds decided it’d be a fantastic idea to take my beloved space opera and make vibrating wands and dildos inspired by it. And a ball gag, too!
Oh, what a wonderful galaxy we live in…
…a galaxy where my love of sex toys and geekery can come together in magnificent synergy;
…a galaxy in which the mere arrival of the package got my midi-chlorians racing and my pussy aching; and
…a galaxy primed for naughty adventures with my favorite people — kinky, geeky guys and gals!
What I love about sex with geeky folk is that they get me.
For instance, she’ll know that when I’m lapping at her drenched cunt and say, “there’s an awful lot of moisture in here,” I want to drown (and not in that lake on Naboo). She should grab a fistful of my hair like the control yoke on the Millennium Falcon and hyperdrive onto my face.
And he’ll only fuck me harder when I histrionically demand “point that thing someplace else!” because he’ll recognize that we’re all inclined to deceive when we prefer the Sith dildo.
They will pick out the weightiest plug from my collection and flash a scoundrel Lando-grin when I exclaim, “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
You’re welcome for sparing you a Booty Hunter reference.
So, when I get down on my knees and whisper, “what is thy bidding, my Master,” while working his saber deeper into my throat, I’ll feel the rush of commiserating heat surge through the veins in his cock when he replies — “POWER, UNLIMITED POWER!”
Ah, it’s a wonderful galaxy indeed.
“Good relations with the Wookies, I have.” And right now, “I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself!”
May the 4th Be With all of my fellow kinky, geeky guys and gals!
My safe word’s E Chu Ta…what’s yours? 😉
Obviously, I don’t own the rights to any reference of the beloved space opera contained herein. I also wasn’t paid for the mention of those geeky toys (hint hint – sponsorships are always welcome). Simply fangirling!
Post Images Credit: Carolyna Luna
February 13, 2020 @ 10:20 am
You’re also fluent in Huttesse!
My safe word is “More, MORE – don’t you fookin dare stop” – It’s a terrible choice in hindsight.
February 13, 2020 @ 10:23 am
Ha! Sounds like the perfect safe word to me 😉😘
February 13, 2020 @ 1:02 pm
This has put a huge smile on my face. I won’t call myself a geek, but I sure got some of the references and all of the fun!
Rebel xox
February 13, 2020 @ 1:16 pm
I had fun writing it, Marie! And I needed all the humor I could muster this week. Happy to have made you smile! xo